TinyTech Sues Apple Over Macs, MacBooks, Mac OS X, iPhones, iPods — um, What Else Have They Got — Oh Heck, Everything!

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

Today, Mudbutt, OK-based TinyTech sued Apple for pretty much everything. The lawsuit alleges Apple infringes on “some of our stuff” and calls for compensatory damages of “a bajillion” dollars.

In their press release today, TinyTech stated that they had to take legal action. “We were sitting around brain-storming our next great idea (OK, our first great idea), and then it hit us,” said Bjorn Loser, TinyTech’s President and CEO, “all these people suing Apple, and we’re not getting a piece of it.”

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Mr. Deity and the iPhone.

Saturday, 9 February 2008

One of the video podcasts I subscribe to Mr. Deity, now in its second season. In the latest episode, Mr. Deity claims ideology is the problem with fundamentalism. When asked if ideology is bad, he replies:

It’s the worst. Are you kidding me? Look at all the great evils they’re all ideologically driven. You got the crusades, the holocaust, communism, no third-party apps on the iPhone. Never, never surrender yourself to an idea my friend, never.

So it is spoken, so shall it be done?


Apple Releases Release Notes Restrictor 1.1

Wednesday, 30 January 2008

CUPERTINO, California—January 31, 2008—Apple® today released Release Notes Restrictor ® 1.1, a worthy upgrade to its powerful note-restriction software. Release Notes Restrictor 1.1 adds support for even shorter sentences, fewer nouns, more ambiguity, and in some cases does away with verbs completely.

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Finally! A PC that’s as good as a Mac!

Tuesday, 14 August 2007

At last! Something that will make a PC as good as a Mac on the inside.

Now if we can only get some designers to perform similar magic on the outside


Not sure why, but I thought this headline was funny…

Tuesday, 14 August 2007

Heck, I’m not even an intern and I have shot at full-time work. My problem is that I miss every time; I can’t seem to kill the damn thing.


Ode To The Software Industry

Wednesday, 23 May 2007

Our software is the world’s finest at doing what it does.
We’d elaborate on this a bit if we knew just what that was.

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