You know the drill, people standing against a white background. It’s “Mac”, “PC”, and Jason Alexander.
Mac: Hello, I’m a Mac.
PC: And I’m a PC.
Jason: And I’m a star from a very popular 90s sitcom.
Mac (looking at PC a bit puzzled): What gives?
PC: Well, You’ve controlled this conversation long enough. I’ve decided it’s time to start telling my own story, and what better way than to reach back to the 90s, when Windows 95 was King? Before Steve Jobs came back to Apple… before the iMac… before OS X… (brief pause) before Apple’s retail Stores… (pause) before the iPod and iTunes… (longer pause) before the iPhone…
Jason (rather sheepishly): Before we began going downhill…?
PC (head starting to bow): Yeah, before that.