Steve Wozniak on Apple’s Board? Stop It.

It makes sense to invite COO and former interim CEO Tim Cook to board meetings, but Apple likes to think big and probably won’t go the obvious route. Co-founder and Dancing With the Stars foot-flapper Steve Wozniak would be a popular and quirky choice

Oh please. If Apple so much as allows Woz to empty the trash in the boardroom after everyone leaves for the day he’ll have more executive access than he deserves (or understands).