Apple said it will be exercising its cash hoard to fund expanded facilities capable of mass cloning additional iterations of Steve Jobs, creating an army of intense, creative thinkers it plans to use in taking over the automotive industry, rebuilding America’s educational system, and designing new fonts.
I’m shocked to be linking to an April Fool’s piece. Like many, I find most of them try too hard, and miss the mark. But the above is clever, and a nice read. Besides, who doesn’t want new fonts?