You know what? Fuck it. Brett Arends you are correct. What Apple does is easy and Apple isn’t that good and Usain Bolt isn’t fast either. It’s just that every other goddamn human who has ever lived is slow as a fucking three-legged dog.
Great response. If you don’t have time to read it, here’s a summary: points 5 and 7 are each half-valid (and nothing new); the other half, and remaining five, are BS, hit-whoring points that make you want to hurl.