The Graphic Mac: Why I won’t upgrade to the latest Creative Suite 5

I cannot justify the $599 price tag for the Design Premium suite upgrade. I realize that every serious and rational designer on the planet charges enough for a single brochure design to nearly pay for the full $1,899 Suite, I choose to low-ball my competition by working day and night on a corporate logo for $100, and only charge roughly $200 for a brochure. How do you expect me to pay for this professional software?

A humorous post to start your Friday. A few commenters didn’t get it, but it’s funny stuff.